Flower flower!!!!

F*** the HE-BITCH!~!~

Yesterday I was very pissed as I have a quarel with a HE-BITCH. For those who don't know what is a HE-BITCH, they are call "chao ah gua" which can't be classified as gay and they are far worst than gay.

The incident that happen yesterday was actually a built up from 2 days ago when I refuse to fetch this cast from the Mrt to the set. He complainted that why I have to go and fetch my sponsor water and tell me to get my priority right - cast imporatant or sponsor water important. I told my casting director to tell him that all casts suppose to make their way to the location. And I just follow my call sheet that my bus movement indicate that the bus will be at the location, so I have all my rights to make use of the bus to fetch my stuff. If he wanted people to fetch him, he should have told my casting director or my AD to make the necessary arrangement. After telling millions time that this sponsor water is pre-arrange by my sponsor and there is nothing we can do, he still did not give up. My casting director than told him that she will ask me what I can do about the sponsor (all these conversation was done while we make our way back to the office) He than called my scheduler which happen to be bathing the tortoise and I answered the called! F*** he started his arguing that why I should do that, din't we know that he has to be at the set at 4pm and he din't went to the place before and he do not want to find his way under the bloody sun, why can't we arrange the bus to pick him up, blar blar blar.... You can imagine how pissed I am to hear all these nagging like a old lady suffering from menopause. *Faint* I told him off that even our main cast, Pak mok makes her way to the location herself. What do you think you are, you are just a 3rd grade actor, one grade above the extras only!!! Even I have to fetch the cast, it will be also Pat Mok! After all the crossfire, we decided to let the "diva" win which leads to the quarrel yesterday.

Yesterday, was a very big scene which involve many casts to be on set. He was suppose to be on the set at 12.15pm and he asked my casting director to fetch him at 12pm from the MRT. 12pm!~ you know that its the most important period of time for me as I have to rush out to collect my sponsor food! So I set off early as I have to buy 16 extra food for the extras and collect my sponsor. I did not know that it will take such a long time... when he called that he has reach the place at 12pm we are still at chinatown making our way back to the bus after buying the food. So I called Mary that it will take us another half hour to go back, in the end it took us more than that... we reached there at 1pm. The moment he alight the bus, he scream at me... shouting at me why I did not call him to tell him that I can't reach in time to fetch him and he has to bake under the sun for so long, blar blar blar. I told him I'm sorry that we are rushing and did not check the time. He goes on and on... which he constantly scolding foul language through out the journey back to the location, that we have bad scheduling, blar blar. I feel like slapping him in the face to wake him up - he asked me to pick him up during my lunch time, do you expect the rest of my crew and cast to wait for their lunch while we go and fetch him? As he went on, I was pissed with him and raised my voice back. I told him that I will be responsible for been late and if he has any problem with me I asked him to tell my boss. When he reach the location, he was throwing temper like a spoilt child, complaining to everyone that he can grab hold, making the "whole village" know the issue.

I simply ignore him and partially that I wanted to avoid him as if he goes on like that it might delay the filming. So as I was minding my own business in the holding room eating my lunch, he has to start the fire again when he come into the room to put his bag. Juliana was calling out the casts to be on the set, he has to say "XXXX is si bei du lan", which pissed me off but I kept quiet. He than went outside to complaint that I'm very rude to him, give him black face. Oh my god!! If I'm serving you, e.g. I throw the clothes at you, you can say I'm been rude to you, but I'm just there eating my food. Then he has to say that to me: "I spoke to a few other of your crew and they say that you are very rude to them." This trigger my anger again and I told him: "Yes, I'm very rude to everyone, is that a problem?" Ha ha!~!~ He than tell me to apologise to him which I tell him: "Over my dead body, I will know apologise to you" If you have any problem, talk to my boss. He was so pissed with me, that he walk out of the set and say he don't want to act any more, which I felt that he wanted me to run to him, beg him to stay and admit that I'm wrong. F*** him ah, do you think I care. The moment you walk out of the scene, it already show how professional you are already. *BOOOo BOOOO*

Reminder: Don't bite the hand that feed you. My boss called back to tell us to ignore him and she will ask the script writer to write him off the scenes and the rest of the seasons. Wahahahha. F*** off! wahahha

That was a horrible day, having crying half of the time! If I never cry, I woul dhave say more nasty things to that He-Bitch. But that just me: I will tear when I'm angry, I'm stress, I'm scared, I'm nervous. ke ke But who cares, that HE-bitch is long gone!~! we still have some scenes that need needs him but I really hope that can do some changes to it. If worst come to worst that I have to apologies to get him back, I will still do it to save the episode.

Oakley Dartboard, welcome to the family!~~

Finally, I get my sunshade replace today!!! I really can't stand the glaring sun that not only burn my ass every day, but blind my eyes. At first, I thought of getting the half wire again as I thought it will be nice that I can get to share it with my brother if he needs it. But the berry colour of this dartboard is really very tempting... I must have it!~!~ because is red!~!~ Ke ke This time I will guard it with my life!~!~ ke ke

Busy Busy!~!~! Delivering my first baby

Yes, I have been busy busy busy busy!~!~ delivering my first baby since 21st Feb till 2nd March!!! It's my first Hongkong movie production called 1318 which my company co-produced with Raintree Pictures, Hong Kong's Springtime Pdns and Universal Music. The movie will be distributed to Singapore, Malaysia, Hong Kong and Mainland China. It's expected to be in cinema on the 2nd of June 2006~!~~!~

I wonder what will it be like to see your name up on the rolling credit.... ke ke ke

I have try to find the english article about the movie but all I can get is the chinese ones:

Article 1: 为电影《左麟右李》来新 谭咏麟、李克勤现身大巴窑新 片《左麟右李》投资200万，由高志森执导，英文片名为“1318”（一生一 发？），似幽了《2046》以数字为片名一默。男主角是校长谭咏麟、李克勤、梁荣忠等，《左》在中国桂林、香港戏份已经完成，狮城是最后一站拍摄外景地， 两人已于21日抵新续拍，据证实，谭咏麟、李克勤来新这一两天现身牛车水及大巴窑附近一带店屋！

校长谭咏麟近日备受“菲律宾买春”传闻困扰，来新拍电影或可“逃离是非地”！

参 与《左麟右李》演出艺人除了谭校长、李克勤、梁荣忠，尚有中国女星胡静、本地艺人 则有王建复、黄慧、莫小玲、谢季等，故事以李克勤所饰演的“李智杰”及空姐女友黄金凤（胡静饰）展开，两人感情已到谈婚论嫁地步，但空姐女友却声言两人不 会有好结果，只因她有一批古怪的家人，之前5个男友全因此被吓跑！

李智杰不信，反倒准备到女友家去见识一下其家人，在饱受考验过程中，校长谭咏麟正是女方一名古怪亲戚，且看他如何捉弄李克勤……

据证实，《左麟右李》将在本地展开10天拍摄，直至3月2日拍罢回港，电影预计于6月学校假期出击。

Article 2: 《左麟右李》演出四角色. 谭咏麟当“奶奶”最吃不消

谭咏麟为了当漂亮“奶奶”苦不堪言，被化妆害得脸上长痘痘。

　　昨天，集合香港、新加坡、中国艺人演出的电影《左麟右李》举行记者会，本地星霖电影公司总裁云晖翔、香港监制高志森、演员谭咏麟、李克勤、梁榮忠、胡静、莫小玲、黄慧、王建复和谢季等出席为片子造势。

　　“奶奶”妆要花四小时

　　香港资深艺人谭咏麟在《左麟右李》分身四个角色，饰演中国女星胡静的奶奶、父亲、大哥和二哥，其中，演奶奶最吃不消。他说：“因为化妆要花4个小时，卸妆要1个半小时，结果整组人当中，我是最早到片场，最迟离开的。”

　　由于妆太浓，谭咏麟说：“皮肤无法透气，一旦超过4小时脸就会敏感，有一次拍了13小时的戏，隔天脸上长了很多痘痘。”

　　监制高志森安慰谭咏麟说：“我跟他说，如果是轻微的，我就送他护肤品，如果严重的话，我就出钱让他拉皮。”

　　为戏吃胖呼吸困难

　 　除了冒着“毁容”的危险，谭咏麟为了演胡静的父亲、大哥和二哥角色，还得刻意吃胖 20磅（约9公斤）。他说：“导演原本要求我增加50磅(约22.7公斤），我在农历新年猛吃，但太辛苦了，胖得心跳、睡觉、走路和呼吸都辛苦，所以我顶 多只能增加20磅。”当腰围从32英寸增加到34英寸，谭咏麟无奈笑说：“之前去打高尔夫球，才发现裤子都穿不下了。”

　　这趟来新加坡除了排戏，李克勤说：“最大的目的是来吃。我们住的地方很靠近著名的鸡饭摊，几乎每两小时都可以去买吃的，加上歌迷又常常送我们蛋糕和小吃，所以谭校长的肚子不是假的。”

　　《左麟右李》将于6月8日在本地上映。

Article 3: 狮城拍《左麟右李》阿伦扯断高志森指甲
阿伦狮城拍《左麟右李》，发狠扯断高志森指甲，痛得导演高叫停拍！

　　近日为新片《左麟右李》增肥的谭咏麟（阿伦），目前在狮城赶拍戏份，他在片中共有6个不同造型，除了扮老人家外，更会扮演中东酋长，令已有8年没拍戏的他过足戏瘾！不过因要在一天内换多次妆，搞到皮肤敏感！

　　阿伦向导演高志森投诉！高志森笑说：“我会送上护肤品跟拉脸皮服务，令阿伦回复25岁的靓仔模样！”

　　日前，阿伦与高志森于新加坡拍摄《左》片一场打斗戏时，阿伦因太过入戏，误将高志森的右手尾指指甲扯断，痛得高志森大叫救命，要停机包紮伤口！

　　阿伦对此大感内疚，岂料高志森却觉得他演活了这场戏，更笑言若此片参展的话，必定是最真的一幕！

　　阿伦来新拍戏，70岁阿婆要探班！

　　校长谭咏麟来新拍戏，虽然行程保密，但日前本报报道其人在牛车水、大巴窑一带现身后，今早接获影迷电话，表示其婆婆是标准的校长迷，知道偶像来新非常雀跃，多方探听阿伦行踪，要求到现场探班，即使无法目击偶像拍戏，也希望在他回港之前，能送对方的机！

It has been a wonderful experience and my first time to work in a movie set, up close with super stars Alan Tam and Hacken Lee.

Alan Tam is a wonderful man. I remeber one incident when Ju got scolding from the director, he came out to her and told her that, "hongkong people are like that, sometime they are very rush and hush. Don't take it to heart." For a star, he can just mind his own business but he was sweet enough to try to calm angry Ju down that has started cursing and swearing non-stop.

As for Hacken... he is a very unapproachable person... cold as ice.. every morning i will see his face black black... its only towards the last few days I saw him smiling and chatting with Pat and gang. Heard from some of my friends, he is actually a friendly chap as long as you break the ice between him. One thing I sure know is, he loves Chicken rice... everyday I just wants to eat chicken rice. I wonder he get sick of it sia.

The whole production apart from been fun, its also tiring... imagine having to take care at least 30++ people a day and on some days up to 80++ people...its hell alot of calculation and decision to make every time I have to buy meals back, plus have to specially cater for the VIP casts, e.g buying extra dishes *phew*

... to be continue